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The Dark Side

Written by BennysBadekar at 12:47 23/2-2014

  please listen to this track while reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL6Hvvm1lV0
  
  Sometimes you need to take a step back to move forward.
  
  With that in mind, BennysBadekar has decided to sell a few talented domestiques to buy a few old TT'ers. In other words; we have joined the dark side.
  
  We made the decision last weekend - during the weekly team party - and we have already seen the consequences.
  
  We started off by pissing off Danenberg of Oekiwakkie. He was "not thrilled with your trading ethics"", and his complain will be duly noted. Next, we got into a fight we OCM's own school yard bully Vincent (a.k.a. Finz). We considered telling on him, but he managed to convince us that there is no one to tell.
  
  Well, we were not finished. Next to get in fight with was the apathetic Andreas of ABK. The number crushing RoboManager was unwilling to take a stance against Vincent and it ended up in a bitch fight. The winner was undecided.
  
  Just as the fight was over the man in pink pajamas, Tim, decided also to join the fight. The scent of blood had enticed the little pink man, and it all ended up in a brawl where Tim and Andreas kicked Bennys ass in front off a crowd of bystanders - including HamsterMan and the school yard bully.
  
  While licking our wounds, BennysBadekar realized the connection. We have joined the dark side and this is just the beginning. We hope that the evil forces off Metode, Slico, Yann and so on will come to our aid in the future.
  
  Br
  Bruised and battered Benny

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Comments


Nairobi City Cycling Club at 15:27 24/2-2014
  The dark side rules >:)

BennysBadekar at 09:54 24/2-2014
  Yeah. It makes sense LF… But your main team would probably suffer like mine. The upside is that you get more balloons :-)

V02maXXers at 02:21 24/2-2014
  Nice PR and good luck with your TT section! To be honest I am considering to do the same thing for some time. Since I have great TT equipment, buying some TT riders is tempting.

BennysBadekar at 17:00 23/2-2014
  Thank you!

Ghost Riders at 16:54 23/2-2014
  “Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.”
  
  Welcome to the dark side Apprentice Benny ;)


BennysBadekar at 15:12 23/2-2014
  I thought Lord Toler was to be kept in the shadows until the great showdown…

jmtoler at 15:08 23/2-2014
  This evil force does not appreciate being called "and so on"....

don hamstre team at 13:45 23/2-2014
  Enjoy the cookies

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